Called up my mother to confirm if she wants to pay a visit to my dad in Nirvana, after all Father's Day is coming up. And... an innocent question leads me to these... ever so frequent nowadays. In fact, I think in all my phone calls to my mom, she would find openings to query on it. After mom confirmed that no going to visit dad, I told her I'll pay a visit to Genting Highlands and Kuching sometime soon....
Me: Me going in Genting the week after next and Kuching in August.
Mom: Go with whom (mom's standard question)
Me: Bay bee dino, little P they all lor (mom knows bay bee dino cos I went to Sabah & HK with her... and Little P cos she brings me out to mum mum)
Mom: Ok, how many people going
Mom: Ok.. then the Kuching one leh?
Me: That one in August, I follow bay bee dino back
Mom: Only 2 person ar?
Me: Got another friend (Ok... umm.. I just dont have to thing to lie lar yah, besides what is there to lie about ... till... haih)
Mom: Guy or gal?
Mom: R*** ar?
Me: No lar, friend from office
Mom: Not R*** ar?
Me: No, its C*****
Mom: Your boyfriend ar?
Me: = ="" No.. not my boyfriend (IM Calv and tell him... *me striked by lightning*)
Mom: Why you dont want to tell me? Be good, like your sister, got boyfriend will tell me, broke up already will also tell me. Why you want to keep secret for?
Me: = =""""""" There is no secret lar, I really dont have boyfriend one. (Calv laughing over the IM... grrrr)
Mom: Aiyo, going to be 30 years old already lar, when are you getting married? If all of you all married already, then I wont be worry anymore.
Me: Aunty, why I tell you but you dont believe, want to believe those aunties that I have never seen for ages? (I call my mother aunty when I try to be sarcastic :P)
Mom: Ya mah, so tell lar, that C***** your boyfriend ar?
Me: I dont have one lar. See cousin also no girlfriend yet
Mom: You want to follow your cousin ar? He 30+++ already still not married yet lar. He picky.
Me: = =""""" I want to go already, got class. (Saved by Japanese class, PHEW)
Side note: Conversation with mom is in Mandarin... and I noted Calv found it amusing everytime I talk to my mother = ="