I am so bored
Think I am going to rot
My brain is so clogged
No doubt soon I’ll have brain block
Watch TV? No good show
VCD/DVD? My stock is so low
Books? Not enough to go
I’m bored, think I might growl (grrr..)
Oh, please help me!
I’m infected with mushrooms and fleas
When am I going to break free
From this season of boredom and crappy
I’m bored! I’m bored! I’m BORED!
Like I’m being locked up in a fort
Or stuck inside a log
Do save me before I mould and rot :þ