Thursday, January 27, 2005

Cause of stroke

While working...
Girl: Day, ask one question?
Day: Shoot!
Girl: Does your heart beats faster when you see the guy you are interest in?
Day: Hmm...does yours?
Girl: No worr...I don't have.
Day: Yeah...me too.
Girl: Funny why people would say that when it doesn't happen.
Day: Good thing that it didn't happen.
Girl: Huh? why is that?
Day: Imagine the guy coming at you at a distance, your heart start to beat faster.....as he comes closer to you, your heart beat faster some more.....bom bom bom.....later you faint how?
Girl: Huh? why faint?
Day: Stroke....and when you got yourself admitted to the hospital, the Drs ask what is the underlying cause of that stroke...how would you answer? guy crushes heart?
Girl: Ermmm....and if i die..
Day: Then your death certificate will be - cause of death lovestruck
Girl: .....

WebFarm sights

There had been reports in Webberville that there are several strange animals roaming around. A group of scientists had been sent there for some research. In the progress, they had started to name these strange animals with the name that you and I know very well. Below are a few of them and their charateristics.

Chicken
Would perhaps want to name this animal rooster, yet the name chicken sounded nicer. How to identify it, the hairstyle which seem to represent the animal. At times, it is high and sharp. Sometimes it covers only half the head, sometimes from the front to the back. Sometimes it just disappear....and will come back in a 2 months' time. A cool chicken I would say, cause the chicken would wear sunglasses everywhere be it in the open or indoors. Don't even care if the the sun is shinning or not. Chicken with fashion sense? It is still under observation, but nowdays it is nowhere in sight. Pretty difficult to search for it, cause it is a foreign chicken...can fly one wei...dun play play.

Duckman
A good looking one too. Yet I guess the scientists felt that the body isn't proportionate, thus having that animal named duckman. waddle waddle waddle....

Lalatboy
This has the most majority of yea from the scientists. For a long time now this animal hadn't been named. It had been flying here and there where it isn't suppose to be. With its big spectacle eyes and dark skinny frame, the name actually suits it very well. At least in its physical form. But to our amazement, the sound it produces also comes out exactly the same as the lalat aka fly which you and I know. buzz buzz buzz. At first we wanted to name him flyboy, but that name is just too cool for a lalat. Thus the name sticks. It was quite an appearance....that when it takes it flight, which is like every half and hour, you will see the scientists start to put on their earphones and have nice music blasting to avoid hearing that buzz buzz buzz sound. It would be best if the scientists put on their night blind too to avoid sore eyes, but hey...they have to keep a look out for more animals in Webberville.

Cow
Newly named species. It had been grazing grasses all day long. And when the scientists need it to do some work, it comes and look at you and just say..mooo....it most often disappears, probably out looking for fresher grasses to graze upon. The funny thing was that the scientists here only get to observe the cow on the alternate days. They heard of the legend that the cow would transport itself to another place for rejuvenation and greener grass to graze upon. Could it be that the cow felt that the scientists are harrasing it? Only lately the scientists found that they had its gender mixed up, should be named bull, yet the characteristics it displayed doesn't represent a bull, thus the name cow sticks.

Un-named
There is another animal which seemed to be flying here and there. Had been mumbling alot of gibberish stuff which none of the scientists understands. It stands behind them and just yakety yak yak with no solutions at hand. One of us wanted to name it mosie, another wants to name it criket or grasshopper, still under consideration. The name of this strange species will be out soon, hopefully.

Reported by Cruisor

At New Place

The day before going to work…
Has been testing this trial & error thing for more than a week. I tried waking up at 7.20, 7.25, 7.30 am. Still too early, reach work at 8.00 am… (I’M THE FIRST ONE THERE!! Cos the early birds on leave) tsk, tsk.. Some more has eaten breakfast at home. I finally got it yesterday, woke up at 7.40 am & reach location at 8.20 am.

On the journey there…
Have to check the watch every 5 to 10 minutes. If going to reach early, then must slow down a bit, otherwise will be way too early. And mind you, reaching even at 8.10 am is early. I’m not those who wakes up at 5 plus & signs in at 6.50 am for catching public transport. But yes, 8.10 in the morning is consider early at this new place, though sign in time remains at 8.30 am.

Upon reaching car park…
1st thing get down from bike, check the time. If it’s 8.15 am, ah… walk slow slow to the lift. Or pretend to be busy checking my bike. Need to stall the time a bit more.

Upon going in the lift…
Pray, pray and pray hard that when reach 15th floor, I’ll bump into people with the “magic tag” going to toilet or just reach also.

Out of lift at 15th floor…
Check at all three doors to see if got people walking to it. If none, then loiter around, pray some more for people to come faster. When hear the magic sound “beep beep”, run towards it and shout “wait” so that can go in. Otherwise have to wait some more.

Inside the room…
Checked if the leftover milo or coffee already dry, then can throw inside the rubbish bin. I know, I know, it’s kind of luring cockroaches but if its still in liquid form, cannot throw, simply because THERE IS NO SINK IN 15TH FLOOR!! (yes, it is absolute necessary to put that in capital letter. And Day, you will join me soon in this no sink place, wonder who never thought of water needs sink).

Then, wait for people to shout that server up, can log in… then start work lor…
Lunch time? That’s another story :)


Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Day in daze...

Some days I wish I could go to sleep,
Yet the sun so shinning bright,
Shouting at me wake up sleepy head,
Until I have to relent and say all right all right!

Up I go and wash my face,
Lazily I went to bid nite farewell,
Going to work still in daze,
Gosh, I'm day cheer up, might as well.

Early morning I'm greeted by piggy,
Blog Blog Blog, she say enthusiastically,
Grumble, grumble, day log in hesitatically,
Typing whatever words that comes to mind suddenly.

So here, this I written so much,
I hope piggy appreciate daynnite more,
Yet, nite say piggy should bug piggy's contributors more,
Cause dayNnite can read them blogs which we adore.

Thursday, January 20, 2005

In bed...

I should watch my tongue whenever I say something, just 2 days ago, I wanted to get sick enough to get MC, and here I am sick in bed and well, yeah got that 2 days MC.

But then again, being sick is not as good as it was at first. Imagine having to rush to the toilet at wee hours in the morning and having your bowels cleaned, until there aren't anymore left to clean. Coughing until you wanted to tear your throat out and never to hear another cough cough sound again. Nose blocked and half deaf. Each time anyone say something, I would have to ask them to repeat, like an old lady "Speak up child, me ears not as good as it used to be." One look from the doctor already know that this isn't the normal illness which a simple panadol to do the trick. It is war time.

Armed with packets of tablets and cough syrup, went home feeling dead tired. Gulped those medication and found myself almost 'high'. Head felt light-headed and forever wanting to just curl up and go to bed. Now I know how the cat feel like sleeping almost 24 hours a day. Either I felt like I'm a cat or maybe it is the drugs that I'm taking that makes me feel like a drug addict. Numb and not wanting to bother with anything else apart from wanting to sleep. That was what happened yesterday and today.

Mouth kept feeling dry even though gallons of water had been drunk. I kept feeling very hot even though there aren't any temperature. Been sweating like a pig, yet not having any fever. Darn....well, at least there isn't extra tablet for me to swallow. Stomach growling yet not having any appetite to eat anything. Eventhough I had eaten something, the feeling of washing machine starts in my stomach. Arrgh! I just hope that the war will be over.

Well, I guess it is better to be sick and stay at home rather than showing my pathetic face in the office and risk having the virus spread all around huh?

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

What is worse?

You know what is the worst thing? Getting sick, yet not sick enough to get MC.
Stupid bug had hit me but not full blast. It is like I'm given half a dosage of flu and cough. So I have been tearing and sneezing, yet no runny nose. Even if I have, the nose isn't running, it is jogging. And when it is time for me to sneeze, my face swell up, getting ready to sneeze, tears start to pour over my eyes, ah ah ah...and there is no choo. Then the nose start to get itchy.
Geesh....felt like pulling my nose out and give it a good whacking before putting it back on.
Wouldn't it best if the nose runs full blast, and the coughing goes loudly.....then maybe I can march to the nearest clinic and just show my face, and immediately the Dr would give me MC. ah....that would be nice.
Maybe tomorrow, if i can act kesian better, I can go see the Dr to get that much needed cert.

Monday, January 17, 2005

Installing Love

Agreed that the Net is a good way to send various things (otherwise I wouldn’t be addicted… haha). Found this in last Sunday’s Sunday Star. It is funny in it’s own way, and yet quite true :)


Tech support: Yes ma’am… how can I help u?
Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process?
TS: Yes, I can. Are you ready to proceed?
C: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?
TS: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart ma’am?
C: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
TS: What programs are running?
C: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
TS: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past/Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of it’s own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?
C: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
TS: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment are completely erased.
C: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?
TS: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other hearts in order to get the upgrades.
C: Oops! I have an error message. It says, “Error – program not run on external components.” What should I do?
TS: Don’t worry, ma’am. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
C: So, what should I do?
TS: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance, then click on the following files: Forgive Self; Realise Your Worth; Acknowledge Your Limitations.
C: Okay, done.
TS: Now copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
C: Got it. Hey, My Heart is filling up with new files! Smiles is playing on my monitor, and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
TS: Sometimes. Fort others, it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
C: I promise to do just that. By the way, what’s your name?
TS: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or simply “I AM”. Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay heart-healthy. But the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Experiment

Had had the intention of blogging this weeks ago when my sis and i was actually cooking the thing. But since didnt have the chance of uploading the picture, so... might as well putting it to a hold. Just to make the story short, due to unknown reason, we just had the "thing" to cook that day... so... the result was this... :)And yes, its edible... even had a friend coming over as witness...hahaha...


Friday, January 14, 2005

The Aftermath

Yesterday was a hot hot day. Hotter than in Cambodia, if not similar...

Today, everytime the air-conditional stops, Piggy will shout - safe safe safe! And the rest of the people will look up at the ceiling and pray that the lights will not go off too.

But what happened was...the computer, the system finally gave up after a fight, I guess. The workflow suddenly gone kaput. Empty. Nil. Causing the designer, the mantainence team who looks after their 'baby' almost cried. Been running here and there to calm the baby so that it goes back to normal and all of us can go back to work.

It is actually very funny cause the people affected are us. The sad people who has to continue their work yesterday when the power was off. Piggy said what goes around, comes around!

Nite screaming bored via messenger from town. I'm saying go blog! hehe...again. I think today will be like blogging marathon. Funny the figure for dayNnite post still stays 91. I'm pretty sure we had hit the 100th mark. Was like telling nite that we celebrate....not the stupid countmeter seemed to have died as well.

So yeah, the aftermath....I think I'm getting the mind going bonkus syndrome.....

Withdrawal symptoms

So what is blogging is addictive? I'm going to spend many of my working days in the remaining January at a place where there is no internet access, no emails, no instant messanger and note even a CD ROM!! There is only the pathetic internal messanger. Okie Okie, I shall be grateful, let me rephrase that. Thank goodness, there is still jabber! :รพ

Pardon me if I sound sarcastic. My hands are itchy from not able to blog and my mind is distracted from not able to read blogs. So piggy, you better blog something to console me when i have access to Internet on Mondays. Now it's kind of like "prison" and Mondays are off day. Haha... okay, i'm exaggerating, but what the heck.

On the contrary to Day's hot, hot day. The place where i am now is cool. The air con is so strong that everybody started to have sneezing spells, hot milo finishes faster and even bladders seem to reduce in size, consistent with more frequent toilet visiting session. It's cold enough to cool the room even with no air cond for the few hours yesterday.

And by the way, if you did not realise, I would like to draw your attention to the line whre it says "posted by..." Yes it's posted by Day

I'm blog-addictive enough to send this post through the internal messanging and asked her to post it up for me. Till then....

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Hot HOT HOT!!

It is so hot here I'm going to die. Suddenly no power, everyone screamed horray...early lunch! Then found out that after lunch also no power. The worst thing is the PC at my section got power. Thus have to continue to do my work! Darn!
No air cond, so hot...that everyone is so restless. We got into singing mood just to cheer ourselves up. sigh...
The most craziest thing is that we got the green light to go home early and the ppl here don't want to go home.....wahhh...
darn darn darn....hot hot hot....
Can't write anymore....nite to continue.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Blogger

Read nite being review by blog....went to do the test myself...





You Are a Look At Me Blogger!



Cute pics, blog drama, whatever it takes to get traffic.
You're notorious ... either loved or hated by all!




still can't stop laughing.....

I'm A Life Blogger!!

Well, saw this previous in CJ Factor. Think i did try it out but dont remember what i got. Now Piggy got it too. So what the heck... Well, i'm a life blogger :)





You Are a Life Blogger!



Your blog is the story of your life - a living diary.
If it happens, you blog it. And make it as entertaining as possible.


Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Why I Never Thought Of Wanting To Go To A Club/Disco.

The company where I worked organized this sort of celebration (should I say celebration? Perhaps, loosely that) at a club/disco place due to hitting so and so target last year, hmm.. which was a few days ago. Didn’t really have the thing to go but my friend said that since we were working very hard, er.. like 16 days non-stop (including christmas & weekends), might as well go eat our portion.

So there I was sitting in the kind of club thingy (I don’t really know how to differentiate bar, club, lounge, disco. I’ll get someone who fond to go clubbing to explain that to me later) and realize why it has never struck me of wanting to go to such place. Clarification – bar where just drinking with not so loud music is acceptable. Well, say I’m pathetic, not up to par, whatever, but I have my reasons, rather valid ones too.

1. It was soooo smoky
Gosh, it’s so smoky. Initially things were okay. As the time passes (mind you, I want there only like about the max 3 hours) and things were getting hazy. I almost thought I was in this smelly smoky dream. When I was out of the building and out at the KL street, I actually thought I was having fresh air (imagine I was standing at Jalan Sultan Ismail and the air was definitely fresher!!)

2. It was sooooo noisy
I almost think my eardrum was going to burst. Guess my threshold was real low as all the smoke & noise almost made my head going thump, thump, thump together with the music.

3. Don’t tell me it’s good place for socializing
I can barely hear what my friend is saying. So I guess if someone is saying club/disco is a great place to pick up a girl or something. It’s something to be salute about as the person must’ve good patience. It’s so loud that you probably have to repeat whatever you say a few times (unless you shout at the ear, which I don’t think a stranger would allow you to do that). The person would probably go “Pardon?” “Come again?” “I can’t hear you.”

4. For drinks?
Hmm… if I’m not wrong, its not that cheap to drink in such a place. Ok, ok… perhaps it’s the atmosphere that attracts. Then tell me, what’s so appealing? [I can almost hear my friend telling me, the girls are hot. Dressed to kill… well, perhaps, have to agree on that ;)]

Seriously, this is only what I thought and YOU! (yes, you) I know you go clubbing, do tell me why you like to go clubbing. :)

 
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